this is great.

first watch this. Then, if you thought it was cool, read on.


ok. You must've thought that was hella tight, am I right?
That rhymed! I am a rhyme master level 2!

Today ... is my birthday! I am a quarter of a century old. Think about it. Think about what the hell America was doing 25 years ago. How far along science had gone. We're still driving the same old cars, but think of computers and Maya and crap. Your mind is blown.

The girls at work (whom I affectionally coined as 'My Three Moms') took me out to Jillians for the afternoon! It was a blast. I wound up beating everyone at air hockey, and Kim and I stayed to mop the floor with House of the Dead 2 (now I've beaten all three! yeeeeyah!) and they forced me to drink a fruity martini. Even my supervisor came, which I thought would be awkward, but it turned out to just be weird for him - which made it even better for me! He spouted something about "my kids have that Playstation thing, it drives me insane.." before we went down to the videogame floor. I won't reveal any more about it, because, well, people have lost their jobs for blogging LESS.

la la la, unicorns LA!