SKILL CRANE FEVA!!

IT'S .. (whoop, capslock) it's always the same. Every time I waltz up to a skill crane that I know is good, it always puts out on the first try. Excited, I dump more money into said machine, and it stones me like a Bible-thumpin lottery players.

Today, tho, I was 3 for 3. That means no matter the order, I won 3 Sugar Loafs with three bucks. Look up how we got the term "buck" to mean "a dollar". It's priceless that we still use it today.