My family has a new tradition.

Ever since the fall of 2004, we've been obsessed with Skill Cranes. Y'know, the claw machines where you pick up stuffed animals? We are their OVERLORDS. Not only do we individually rock hard tasty abs all over our own regional cranes, but together we're going to donate over 10 garbage bags full of stuffed animals to Toys4Tots this Christmas.

Yeeeah. Feels good. I have a whole 2 bags full and a few gems that are sitting around my apartment. What can I say, I love stuffed animals and I love competition. Whoever came up with the idea of the modern skill crane is a go-ram genius.

ps, MONSTER